We Believe You.
When the impossible wrongs you, the law must answer. We take the cases nobody else will.
What We Do
Puppet & Felt Entity
Misconduct
→From marionette negligence to ventriloquist dummy defamation. The puppet doesn't get to deny it.
Haunted Property
Disclosure Fraud
→"Characterful" is not a disclosure. Sellers must disclose known paranormal activity.
Cryptid & Unknown Entity
Personal Injury
→Unclassified does not mean unaccountable. We pursue claims involving all cryptid entities.
Time Travel Dispute
& Paradox Liability
→The filing deadline may be non-linear. Contact us immediately — in chronological order.
Built for the
Cases That Matter
We Believe You
No matter how unusual your case, we take it seriously. Your experience is valid. Your claim has merit.
No Fee Unless We Win
100% contingency. You pay nothing upfront and nothing unless we recover on your behalf.
Available 24/7
Including temporal events. Our attorneys are reachable across all standard and non-standard timeframes.
The Mothman caused my accident. Everyone thought I was crazy. Ms. Holloway did not think I was crazy. She took my case, found three other witnesses, and we won $340,000.
D.K., Point Pleasant, WV
Cryptid Personal Injury